Why did the Chicken cross the road?????

   If you ask certain public or elected officials the long pondered question "Why did the Chicken cross the road???" you can get unusual answers.  We asked three.


   Sarah Palin said:  "That chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a Marverick!! " (HE?)

   Al Sharpton said:  "Why are all these chickens WHITE??"

   and finally, Dick Cheney said:  " Where's my GUN???"