Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Buzzz Saw of Calaveras District 3

   Many in the media in this area were concerned when Darren Spellman wasn't re-elected, that there would not be enough kookoos to follow and make fun of--uh, oh!

   Of course, there is D1's Edsel.
But they were wrong. Look who we have in District 3, taking Spellman's place even before wearing hip-boots to the swearing in ceremony?

   We have a 5 wife, violence-promoting, racist-loving, dirty cop hugger, who makes a fool of himself within 48 hours of winning by 46 votes.

   The press is loving this! Name:  M. "Spellman" Oliveira, wants you to join his "gun thug" team or else MOVE away!!  This is going to be fun!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about Candywrock. He's promised to open a big shooting range up on the hwy in front of Forest Meadows. That's a perfect place.

Anonymous said...

He's promised all kinds of things. none of which do I believe he knows anything about. is he a true 90 day wonder or what?

Anonymous said...

He's been heard saying "i'm absolutely in love with Michael Strohmeyer Preston." by a friend of mine.