Okay, Want to hear a BAD pun?

      This bad pun was sent to us from a regular reader. It's so bad, it's good:

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

   He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

  OK! Are you ready for this?

   This made him....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.  Oh, brother!!!