Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Why did the Tortoise cross the road?

   September 15, 2015 at 6:20 PM:  It has been reported  that a large tortoise just crossed Santa Fe Avenue at Franklin Road in Merced.

   Animal control and CHP have been notified. If you lost your tortoise, you better get out there and collect him before someone hits him with a car.

   So why did the tortoise cross the road?  He;s lost??
  

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So he won't be tortoise soup?

Anonymous said...

cmon. not up to chicken jokes, did he lose his shell?

Anonymous said...

lol, looks like we're getting back to some normalcy huh?