Trumpty Dumpty flew down to Mexico

     Trumpty Dumpty flew down to Mexico,

     To demand they pay for his wall, you know.

    But he 'choked' when
he heard El Presidente' refuse,

    Then he lied, which caused his nose to grow and grow.

     Then his small little hands began to shrink again,

     Now they match his 'cajones', so he said "Uh-oh, time to go!"