The Adventures of Trumpty Dumpty

     Trumpty Dumpty debated last night,

      And he tried and he tried with all of his might,

      To look Presidential by saying
"Wrong!" "Wrong"!

      But he might as well have been wearing a thong.

      HRC looked embarrassed to be on the same stage,

     With a clown who can't even act his age.

     Then when Chris Wallace asked if he would concede,

     He seemed to say "Sure, when donkeys can read!"

   And so poor Republicans are pacing and crying,

   While Trumpty continues racebaiting and lying!!